Nightlight: A Parody

About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of him–which I assumed was wildly out of his control–that wanted me dead. And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me.

Have you read Twilight? In that case you have wasted a part of life you will never get back… but now you can get something back for it! This book is hillarious.

 

… and if you haven’t read any of the (far too) many Twilight books, I do not recommend you do so. Your time is better spent by for instance learning Norwegian (which is far less tedious), and reading these blog posts:

Erlend leser Twilight

which are also quite entertaining.

Well then, take care now.

Lucy y Laura dirían que mi aspecto era más «bueno y molón :-)», pero yo opino que«despampanante» era una palabra mucho mejor. Recientemente había pasado a ser dueña de un diccionario. ¡No podrías ni creer la cantidad de palabras que hay! Cuando abrí el librofue como… ¡guay! ¡Fiesta de palabras!

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